Top Ten Signs You’re Too Obsessed With Your Wedding

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Weddings have gotten a little bit ridiculous. Sure, it’s an important day in your life. Maybe the most important. But let’s keep things in perspective, shall we? It’s a party that lasts a few hours. The marriage (hopefully) will last much, much longer. How do you know if you’re too obsessed with your wedding? Check out these 10 signs.

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Is your last name Jolie? Kidman? Bullock? Didn’t think so. Seriously, it’s a dress you’re going to wear for like eight hours. You’re not getting an Academy Award, you’re just getting married. Lots of people do it. Wearing dresses that cost less than a sub-compact car. 

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Ok, it’s one thing to have your flowers clash with everything at the wedding… another to be so anal that you’re holding up color swatches.

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Poor guy. Though if you’re that high maintenance, maybe it’s worth the money just to get you out of his house.

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Um… that show is making fun of the horrible brides. Stop throwing fits at the bridal shop, or the seamstress just might take your dress in until it’s a size 2. 

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For the same price, you could feed a family in a third-world country for a year. Or you can be Marie Antoinette. She was beheaded, so the whole cake thing didn’t really go that well for her. Just sayin’.

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Just as well, since you made the seamstress so mad. Hopefully you don’t pass out on your way down the aisle. Starving yourself is not sexy.

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But hey, who needs best friends? You probably.

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She’s probably wondering how in the world she raised such a spoiled brat. You’re going to want her around when you have that first fight with your new husband.  Who else will listen to your rants? Better apologize now.

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It’s not a rave, Sugar. It’s a wedding. You’re not supposed to invite everyone on your Facebook page.

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You’re so wrapped up in yourself, you’ve completely forgotten about him. You do remember that you’re actually agreeing to spend your life with the guy, right?

 

Nelson James

Nelson James is the chief operating officer of Signs.com and is responsible for the day-to-day operations of the company. Prior to joining the Signs.com team, Nelson was the president and co-founder of SEO.com. For over 6 years he helped to grow the company from 2 to over 85 employees. Nelson managed many large accounts during his tenure at SEO.com, including Dell.com. In early 2011, Nelson was recruited to Lendio Inc., where he was VP of marketing and was responsible for the creation and management of a marketing team as well as the strategy, tactics and programs to create interest and demand for Lendio’s products and services. Prior to his work experience, Nelson graduated Cum Laude from Brigham Young University in marketing and advertising from the communications department. Nelson lives in Lehi, Utah with his wife and three children. He currently holds leadership positions in scouting and volunteers in his church and community.