Top 10 Signs It’s Easter

Easter is this Sunday, so if you haven’t purchased some chocolate bunnies, a ham and a new dress, it’s time to go shopping. Here are the Top 10 Signs It’s Easter.

Top 10 Signs You’ll Never Dance With the Stars

The 16th season of Dancing with the Stars premiered on Monday with 16.8 million viewers. It’s a popular show, for sure. We’re not sure if most people watch so that they can see celebrities they love doing fabulous dancing, or if they’re hoping the celebrities trip and fall on their faces. Either way, it’s exciting […]

Top 10 Signs You Really Have the Luck ‘O the Irish

With St. Patrick’s Day right around the corner, we got wondering: what, exactly, IS the “luck o’ the Irish?” Some say that the phrase was coined during the California gold rush of the 1850’s, when a good number of Irish gold miners struck it rich. But other sources say the the phrase is sarcastic. Given […]

Top 10 Signs You Aren’t the Pope

Thousands of Roman Catholics, staring heavenward, got a glimpse of what they were waiting for today. No, it wasn’t angels. It was white smoke coming from the specially-installed chimney at the Vatican. The new pope has been chosen. Are you wondering if it’s you? It’s highly unlikely. But just to put your confusion to rest, […]

Top 10 Signs You Aren’t In Kansas Anymore

The movie Oz the Great and Powerful opens in theaters across the country today. We hope there’s no confusion, but in case there is, here are the Top 10 Signs You Aren’t in Kansas Anymore.

Top 10 Signs You Aren’t a Redneck

We recently wrote about the merits of the TV reality show Duck Dynasty (you can read the insightful, scintillating article here). Which got us thinking: we know that if we’re sporting ZZ-Top beards and splashing through a swamp, we’re probably rednecks. But not everyone wants to be a redneck! To our great relief, we were […]

Top 10 Signs You’re Better Off Than Your Married Friends

February 15 marks Singles Awareness Day. In case you weren’t already aware of your singledom yesterday, while gooey couples snuggled and cooed and sucked face in every restaurant in your city. Ugh. But you know what? Being single isn’t all bad. In fact, you may even have it better than some folks. Here are the […]

Top 10 Signs You’ve Got Valentine’s Day Covered

  Psst… hey you! Valentine’s Day is next Thursday; less than a week away. Some of you may need a gentle reminder… some may need a huge kick in the butt… but some are already prepared for the Holiday of Love and Expectations. How about you? Here are the top 10 signs you’ve got Valentine’s […]